Israeli Dancing, Hasidic Sex, English, Contra, Line, Clogging, Israeli, JNet

Published: Thu, 09/02/10

Hello and Gainesville Ocala Israeli and Folk Dancers,

JNet's next event is today Thursday September 2, 5:30 to 7 pm at Leonardo's 706 with Gator Basketball Coach Larry Shyatt.

There is a Contra Dance this Sunday afternoon. Here is a video from the last dance.

www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1535547184702

Sunday September 12 is a day of English and Contra Dance Fundraiser for breast cancer research.

www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=113101318740991

Reminder Clogging social September 12 and free beginning Clogging classes coming up September 19.

www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=148089688542573

Introduction to Ballroom Dancing at Gainesville Health and Fitness Center with Caroline Picart opens for registration September 1. Six week course beginning October 1. Sells out. 352-377-4955.

Happy Dancing and Have a Meaningful Labor Day,
Andy

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Schedule: confirm all programs before going

1. Thursday 9/02 - English Country Dance

2. Thursday 9/02 - Israeli Dancing - confirm with Ariela

3. Sunday 9/05 - Contra Dance

4. Tuesday 9/07 - Line Dancing

5. Wednesday 9/08 - Israeli Dancing at Kol Simcha

6. Wednesday 9/08 - Line Dancing

7. Saturday 9/12 - English and Contra Dance Fundraiser

Article: Chasidic Wedding Night

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Quotes:

- I think I have found out the secret of making a dream come true. Just do not stop. Do not stop. Do not ever stop. ~ Michael Taylor, discover of the world's tallest tree, from "The Wild Trees" by Richard Preston

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1. Thursday 9/02 - Israeli Dancing with Ariela

Confirm before going

B'nai Israel, 3830 NW 16 Blvd

7:00 - 9:30 : Israeli Dancing

Ariela, 352 213 3863, anotzer@yahoo.com

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2. Thursday 9/02 - English Country Dance

601 S Main Street

7:00 - 9:30

$5

Annette Merritt, flamerritt@hotmail.com

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3. Saturday 9/05 - Contra Dance

Thelma Boltin Center, 516 NE 2nd Avenue

3:30 - 4:00 : Introductory lesson

4:00 - 7:00 : Contra dancing

Beginners welcome; no partner necessary.

Dances are walked through and prompted.

Try it for the first time and your second time is free.

Soft-soled shoes please.

$7, $5 under 21

gods@godsdance.org

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4. Tuesday 9/07 - Line Dancing with Sandi Larkins

Eagles Club, 4562 NW 13th Street

6:00 - 8:15 - Line dancing

$5

Sandi Larkins, ridesthewind@gmail.com

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5. Wednesday 9/08 - Israeli Dancing at Kol Simcha

Kol Simcha, 14007 NW 44 Ave Gainesville, FL

6:30-8:30 : Teaching and Israeli dancing

With Joseph Simpkins

352-331-3191

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6. Wednesday 9/08 - Line Dancing with Sandi Larkins

Eagles Club, 4562 NW 13th Street

6:00 - 7:00 - Line dancing

$5

Sandi Larkins, ridesthewind@gmail.com

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7. Saturday 9/12 - English and Contra Dance Fundraiser

Thelma Boltin Center, 516 NE 2nd Avenue

2:30 - 5:15 : English Country Dancing

5:15 - 9:00 : Contra Dancing

www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=113101318740991

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Article: Chasidic Wedding Night

An Orthodox Jewish wedding takes place and the young couple find themselves in bed, ready to consummate the marriage.

The young Hasid says to his bride -"I've never done this before. I am not really sure what to do."

His wife responds in a reassuring way that she will guide him through the process.

She says, " Remove your garments."

The husband complies.

"No," she says, "all of them, not just your tzitzis."

A little embarrassed, the husband complies.

She says, "OK, now you need to lie right on top of me."

"Naked?" He asks.

"Yes," she says.

So he climbs on to her, but just lies there.

"Now," she says, "Put it inside me."

"You mean my...?"

"Yes!"

He does so, but is still embarrassed, and just lies there on top of her doing nothing, rigid in more ways than one.

Finally after several minutes of just lying there, the bride gets an idea and says: "Daven!!!"

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